I love you Wal-Mart.
I love your low prices. I love that I can get just about anything I need in one trip. I love that you have twelve different kinds of peanut butter and every variety of soft-drink that any person could ever need. I love that you are always open, and I love the little old man that hands me a shopping cart as I walk in the store.
I love you Wal-Mart. Why don't you love me?
Why are your parking spaces always occupied by an abandoned shopping cart?
Why do you have 50 check-out lanes crammed tightly together when there are never more than 10 of them open at a time?
Why don't you understand that sometimes all I want is a hand-held basket?
Why do you always have shirts in every size BUT XL? Or size 34 pants?
Why do you have perfectly-manicured grass outside, but disgusting bathrooms inside?
Why are the rudest people, and the longest lines, always found in "customer service?"
I really do love you Wal-Mart. But sometimes you just aren't worth it.
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All I can say is Amen .
ReplyDeletepoor wal-mart. They just can't get that customer service thing right. My gripe is the self check out. every other item you have to wait for customer assistance, but they are too busy standing in groups talking. Now that's in Lubbock, not sure how it is every where else.
ReplyDeleteBecause Walmart sucks. And this is coming from someone who works there. Been a door greeter, cashier and now work in the deli.
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